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Hemel Scum, 4 March 2017 10:46

11th February 2017, Hemel Hempstead Rovers Reserves, Away (League) 

Global escaped from Hemel without:

- The Aids

- Scabies

- Foot and Mouth

- HIV

- Chlamydia

- Herpes

- Genital Warts

All of which is a result. Unfortunately they lost the match. 

Full-time: Hemel Hempstead Rovers Reserves 2 – 0 Global FC

Man-of-the-match: That chav cunt Ricky
 
Team: GK: Dave Green, RB: Rob Smith, LB: Carl Fazekas, CB: Tom Jackson, CB: Jonathan Ward, CM: Simon Lucas (capt), CM: John Sheehan, CM: Connor Arnold, RM: Ben Pegram, LM: Danny Hunter, CF: Chris Palmer, SUB: Rory MacDonald, Hugo Thomas